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Challenge the narrative with our Everything Is Fine Trust Your Government "Brick" Version Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt. Unlike standard political tees, this design uses a "redacted" or "brick" layout, where the words are interspersed between heavy black rectangular blocks. The typewriter-style font adds a sense of classified urgency to the deadpan message: "everything is fine trust your government".
For the Underground Intellectual: This shirt is built for those who prefer their irony with a side of mystery. The stark black ink of the blocks and text creates a high-contrast, industrial look against the heathered sport grey fabric. It’s a design that feels less like a slogan and more like a leaked document, making it the perfect conversation starter for the curious and the critical alike.
Why You’ll Love This Design:
Premium Quality for the Deep Dive: Just like a well-hidden secret, this Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee is built to stand the test of time.
Say more by saying less. Order your Redacted "Everything Is Fine" tee today.
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| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve | Tolerance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 in | 28.00 in | 15.10 in | ± 1.50 in |
| M | 20.00 in | 29.00 in | 16.50 in | ± 1.50 in |
| L | 22.00 in | 30.00 in | 18.00 in | ± 1.50 in |
| XL | 24.00 in | 31.00 in | 19.50 in | ± 1.50 in |
| 2XL | 26.00 in | 32.00 in | 21.00 in | ± 1.50 in |
| 3XL | 28.00 in | 33.00 in | 22.40 in | ± 1.50 in |
| 4XL | 30.00 in | 34.00 in | 23.70 in | ± 1.50 in |
| 5XL | 32.00 in | 35.00 in | 25.00 in | ± 1.50 in |
Made from 100% US cotton with a medium fabric weight of 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²). The cotton is ethically sourced and grown, with the manufacturer being a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. It is also Oeko-Tex certified, ensuring safety and quality. This material provides year-round comfort and is designed to be highly durable and sustainable.
The shirt has a classic fit for a comfortable, relaxed feel. The crew neckline offers a timeless and neat look suitable for various occasions. A notable feature is the tear-away label, which provides a scratch-free and comfortable experience by preventing skin irritation.