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Capture the unapologetic, defiant spirit of South Park's most beloved antagonist with the Eric Cartman "Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home" T-Shirt. This design is a direct and unmistakable reference to Cartman's signature catchphrase, instantly recognizable to fans around the world. It’s the perfect humorous statement for those days when you need to make a dramatic exit or simply feel like rejecting everyone's authority.
For the Fan Who Knows Best: This tee is an excellent piece of South Park merchandise that celebrates the show's controversial and brilliant humor. Whether you're hanging out with your friends or trying to find a quiet corner, this shirt clearly communicates your priorities—just like Cartman.
Crafted for Comfort and Controversy: Made from soft, durable, premium cotton, this T-shirt provides comfortable, all-day wear. It’s built to last through every scheme, adventure, and impromptu departure you might make. Wear the chaos!
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| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve | Tolerance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 in | 28.00 in | 15.10 in | ± 1.50 in |
| M | 20.00 in | 29.00 in | 16.50 in | ± 1.50 in |
| L | 22.00 in | 30.00 in | 18.00 in | ± 1.50 in |
| XL | 24.00 in | 31.00 in | 19.50 in | ± 1.50 in |
| 2XL | 26.00 in | 32.00 in | 21.00 in | ± 1.50 in |
| 3XL | 28.00 in | 33.00 in | 22.40 in | ± 1.50 in |
| 4XL | 30.00 in | 34.00 in | 23.70 in | ± 1.50 in |
| 5XL | 32.00 in | 35.00 in | 25.00 in | ± 1.50 in |
Made from 100% US cotton with a medium fabric weight of 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²). The cotton is ethically sourced and grown, with the manufacturer being a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. It is also Oeko-Tex certified, ensuring safety and quality. This material provides year-round comfort and is designed to be highly durable and sustainable.
The shirt has a classic fit for a comfortable, relaxed feel. The crew neckline offers a timeless and neat look suitable for various occasions. A notable feature is the tear-away label, which provides a scratch-free and comfortable experience by preventing skin irritation.