The Ultimate Source of Truth: My Wife Knows Everything Sweatshirt
Officially retire your phone's search bar! This witty sweatshirt makes a universally relatable statement for husbands everywhere: the true knowledge database is always right beside you. It's the perfect gift for anniversaries, birthdays, or just to score some extra points with your all-knowing spouse.
Crafted for Cozy Compliance: We use the dependable Gildan 18000 medium-heavy blend for superior warmth and comfort. The 50% cotton / 50% polyester fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²) is ideal for cozying up during the colder months. It features a classic crew-neck fit with double-needle stitching on the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs for excellent durability. Plus, the itch-free comfort from the tear-away label ensures the only thing bugging you is that impossible question your wife just answered without hesitation.
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| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve | Tolerance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.00 in | 27.00 in | 33.50 in | ± 1.50 in |
| M | 22.01 in | 28.00 in | 34.50 in | ± 1.50 in |
| L | 24.00 in | 29.00 in | 35.50 in | ± 1.50 in |
| XL | 26.00 in | 30.00 in | 36.50 in | ± 1.50 in |
| 2XL | 28.00 in | 31.00 in | 37.50 in | ± 1.50 in |
| 3XL | 30.00 in | 32.00 in | 38.50 in | ± 1.50 in |
| 4XL | 32.00 in | 33.00 in | 39.50 in | ± 1.50 in |
| 5XL | 34.00 in | 34.00 in | 40.50 in | ± 1.50 in |
50 % cotton / 50 % polyester, medium‑heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) Heather Sport colors: 60 % polyester / 40 % cotton Ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
