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Edgy Holiday Humor Sweatshirt | "Merry Christmas Cunts" Funny Adult Ugly Xmas

From $31.82 - $38.90

Not for the faint of heart. This outrageously funny Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt delivers a blunt, NSFW holiday greeting. Perfect for those with a dark sense of humor and bold festive spirit.

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Holiday Cheer: The "Merry Christmas Cunts" Sweatshirt

Ditch the politically correct holiday apparel and embrace the raw, unfiltered truth of the season! This "Merry Christmas Cunts" Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt is designed specifically for those with a bold, irreverent, and mature sense of humor. It takes the classic tradition of the "ugly sweater" and gives it a shocking, yet hilarious, adult twist. If you're tired of saccharine sweetness, this is your perfect piece of holiday rebellion.

Warning: This is explicit adult humor and is guaranteed to be a conversation-starter (or stopper!) at any holiday gathering.

Superior Warmth and Comfort: This crewneck is made from a premium heavy-blend fleece (like the Gildan 18000), providing essential warmth and a soft, plush feel.

  • Cozy for the Cold: The durable material ensures maximum comfort while you're celebrating with your closest (and most vulgar) friends.
  • Lasting Quality: Features a classic fit and reinforced stitching, ready to last through many years of edgy holiday parties.

Make a statement, break the ice, and ensure your holiday greetings are utterly unforgettable!

  • SKU MIG-6910cdcad0-sweatshirt
  • Weight 0.25 kg
  • Dimensions 30 × 25 × 2 cm
  • Brand Apparel Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
  • Brand Logo Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Logo
  • Materials 50 % cotton / 50 % polyester, medium‑heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) Heather Sport colors: 60 % polyester / 40 % cotton Ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
  • Color Black, Gold, Graphite Heather, Light Pink, Maroon, Navy, Royal
  • Size S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Print Technology DTG (Direct To Garment)
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Size Guide - Gildan 18000

Find your perfect fit with our comprehensive size guide.
Size Width Length Sleeve Tolerance
S 20.00 in 27.00 in 33.50 in ± 1.50 in
M 22.01 in 28.00 in 34.50 in ± 1.50 in
L 24.00 in 29.00 in 35.50 in ± 1.50 in
XL 26.00 in 30.00 in 36.50 in ± 1.50 in
2XL 28.00 in 31.00 in 37.50 in ± 1.50 in
3XL 30.00 in 32.00 in 38.50 in ± 1.50 in
4XL 32.00 in 33.00 in 39.50 in ± 1.50 in
5XL 34.00 in 34.00 in 40.50 in ± 1.50 in
Material
Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Logo

50 % cotton / 50 % polyester, medium‑heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) Heather Sport colors: 60 % polyester / 40 % cotton Ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)

Features
  • Cozy medium‑weight warmth for colder months
  • Classic crew‑neck fit, clean‑cut style
  • Reinforced durability—double‑needle stitching on shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband & cuffs
  • Gray pearlized tear‑away label for itch‑free comfort
  • OEKO‑TEX low‑impact dyes
  • Embroidery‑ready: left chest, center chest (small or large), right & left wrists